Anal Mishaps Part 2

Anal Mishaps Part 2

As I mentioned previously Foreign Body in Rectum is very common.  Another one of my experiences.

On a Sunday evening a gentleman came into the Emergency Department with his wife.  It seems that they had been playing around late Saturday night, the wife was using a vibrator around his anus for some added stimulation.  The vibe got sucked up.

This couple was at least honest with the Doctor and staff and let us know that it was a vibrator and yes, it was being used for sexual pleasure.  The man actually tried to take laxatives and other such techniques to try to get it out, but no success.

This man was really an awful patient.  He believed that despite the fact that the vibrator was there for hours that he was truly an emergency.  He was not happy that he was required to wait.  So, instantly he got on the wrong side of the nurses.  This is not a good thing to do.

He had to wait to get to a treatment room and then wait to see a doctor.  He didn't realize that he had come to a very large urban hospital that sees people with things like gunshot wounds and stabbings.  Of course, his vibrator issue was much more important.

When I put my stethoscope up to this man's belly I could actually hear that the dam thing was still on, and very high up in his bowels.  I asked the wife what type of batteries she was using.  This caused her and myself to bust out laughing.  Of course this pissed off the man even more.

He got his X-ray, dang, it’s way up there and it is still rumbling. The man decided that he wants to have something to eat while he is waiting for the surgeon to see him.  It is very hard to explain to a pissed off individual that you can not eat anything because they may want to do surgery.

I will always remember the surgeon asking the man how big it was and the man stating that it was approximately this big with a show of his hands, indicating about 8 inches long and 1 1/2 inches around.  The wife then clarified that it is more like  5 inches long and maybe an inch around.  I guess he wanted to seem like he could take larger toys?  I did tell the surgeon that I would go with the wife's measurements.  This of course pissed the man off.

Eventually the batteries died and the surgeon did come to see him and they had scheduled surgery for the next morning.  He still wasn't able to eat.  I really didn't feel bad for him because he was so awful to all the staff and to his wife.

The moral of the story is to be nice to the Emergency Department staff, it gets you more compassion and don't use toys anally if they weren't meant for anal play.  Get toys with a flange.

These images are not from the actual patient described.

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Something for the Weekend

Promiscuous

Promiscuous

Well I can say that I do believe that in my younger days this word would have been used to describe me.  I don't have any problems with it.  I actually miss it.  I have had some not so great lover and some absolutely wonderful ones.

I am now is a marriage for 16 years and I honestly miss the variety that I had.  I now use sex toys to fulfill my need for variety and of course I have all these wonderful fantasy's in my head.

I may come to a point that I can again be promiscuous.  I miss the hunt and the "dance" of the pick up.  There were definitely some of the left downs with one night stands but I believe that the benefits were worth it.

For now though, the toys will have to do.

TMI~ Funny

1. Have you ever laughed during sex? Tell us about it.

We actually laugh quiet a bit in our house and all the time, of course, it carries into the bedroom.  One particular afternoon my miniature pincher was at the end of the bed while we were going at it.  When we had been at it for a while the dog started to cough, and then choke, and then start to make vomiting noises.  We stopped what we were doing so that I could check on the dog.   As I sat up the dog instantly stopped making the noises.  She just didn't want us to enjoy ourselves.

2. How important is a sense of humor to you?  It is very important.  We laugh all of the time, it has kept my home a happy one.  We laugh at the dog, the kids.  I am one of those people who startles easily so my husband and my boys will go out of the way to scare me or startle me.

3. Have you ever thought something was funny when your lover did not? Tell us what it was…  Not really, this would be more him to me.  Such as explained in the bonus question below.

4. Are pranks funny? Have you ever fallen victim to a prank? Tell us what happened.  Refer to question #2.  They are always startling me.  We really don't do the pranks per say.
 I have a great prankster friend who really messed with her husband.  He got some pee from a pregnant co worker and showed her husband the blue strip.  I guess the guy about lost it.  She did have to end the prank fast so that he didn't have to have a heart attack.  She will also move his car when he is sleeping to around the corner from their house.

5. What is your favorite kind of humor? (a complete list can be found at: http://www.dailywritingtips.com/20-types-and-forms-of-humor/
  There are way to many that fit me.  I fit with Anecdotal, that does come through somewhat in my writing.

Bonus: Tell us an embarrassing and/or funny moment you experienced with a lover.

I have to say one of the most embarrassing and funny and awful experiences in my years was when I was giving my husband a blow job years ago.  So he was exclaiming, no stop, stop ( which is not that unusual) and I didn't stop.  Now, he did not state what was going to happen, but he passed gas.  not just a small one but a loud foul smelling gas production. Now, my husband is not neat or discreet with his gas.  He is quiet proud of the foulness that comes out of his body and I have to say  that was so rank!  I called him many names and it was a while before he got another blow job.  We still laugh about that one and it occurred a long time ago.

Peeking - Toy with me Tuesday

Peeking

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Anal Play ~ Masturbation Mishaps

Anal Play

A very common thing that I have seen over the years working in the Emergency Departments,   Foreign Body In Rectum.  Sounds like a nice diagnosis.  Honestly, I have seen this so much that I cannot give you a number.  I have seen it in the large urban hospitals and the small ones too.

Now, medical professionals do know that people stick things up their bums.  It is not uncommon.  And yes, sometimes people aren't smart and they use objects that should not be used for anal play.  The General public who are not experienced don't always use the best judgement and they don't research these things.  For instance, if you want to put something up your bumm, make sure that it has something on it that will stop it from being sucked up into your rectum.

More than 50% of the time, people give the Medical professionals some wild  story of how the object ended up their ass. Come on, we know how it got there, you don't have to give us the elaborate story.

Here's one,  A man from a town approximately 80 miles from this large urban emergency department. (He drove past at least 5 other hospitals to this hospital). He stated that he was walking along minding his own business and someone grabbed him and pulled down his pants and shoved something up his ass.

He drove 80 miles and  No,  he doesn't want us to call the police from his small town and file a report.  Really?  Most people would like to file a report for that one.

He stated that he didn't know what was shoved up his ass, and oh, it happened the day before.  So he received the requisite X-Ray.  The object only faintly showed up on the x-ray and it was low enough for the surgeon to take a direct approach.  We still did not know what it was and the man did not know.
Now, there are several different ways that health care professionals can do things.  We can be very nice and use the tools at our disposal such as medications and such.  But, when doctors feel that they are being played and lied to they tend to not use all of the tools available to them.

So this nice man had to assume the doggy style position and the doctor inserted a rectal speculum and then a vaginal speculum and dang,  what is that?  We ask the patient again, no he doesn't know what it is.  After many hours of abdominal massage, and speculums that were nicely lubed up the doctor was finally able to grab a piece of what what up there.

It seems that it was a large cucumber.  When I say large, I mean large,  it had a diameter of at least 3 inches.  My dildo's aren't that big, and for those of us who use toys, we know that you cannot do this for your first time.  He didn't have any tearing or obvious signs of trauma.

I honestly cannot remember what it was that we did to continue to get that cucumber out.  This actually occurred a very long time ago and in a hospital that is no where near where I live now.

The moral of the story is that if you do loose any object up your bum, please be honest with the health care professional.  We know that you put it there, we are not ignorant.  It will make for a much easier experience for you.   Also, don't put things up your bum that don't go there.

Killer Red Shoes No 12

#12

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Trunk from Exotic-Erotics

Elephant trunk

I absolutely love my customized dildo's and I received a new one to review from Exotic-Erotics and it does not disappoint.  My latest customized.....The elephant Trunk.

My trunk has awesome textures and even though it is textured it still feels velvety in my hands.  I chose the core feature which is a harder core with the softer silicone outer shell.  I love it!  It does compare to the more expensive mass produced toys.  I can easily say that this is comparable to my Maverick.  If you like a squishier type of toy this one will delight you.




The trunk is made from a premium silicone that does stand up to a flame test.  It is hypoallergenic, non porous, latex and phthatlates free.  There is no smell to my trunk and no tastes.   The silicone is velvety and really doesn't collect any lint or hair.  He is lightly textured all over with 2 prominent spine areas that run the entire length of the toy.  I can feel these "spines" with use.

The  shape and appearance are wild with the mouth area that can catch secretions so have your towel handy.  I am able to achieve g-spot stimulation with out any curve to this one and it is non intimidating with it's graduating  girth.  I do love my girth and this one is quiet satisfying.  I was really going back and forth with what size I should choose but I am happy with my choice.

Mine is the small trunk with a total length of 8 inches.  7  1/2 inches usable length.  It's diameter at the tip is 1.4 inches and graduates to a diameter of 1.9 inches.  The base is 1/2 inches tall and 3 1/2 inches across.  The trunk is O ring compatible and since it is squishier I feel comfortable using this one in my harness.  There is no discomfort with use.



The trunk is easy to care for and it can be cleaned up with antibacterial soaps and water, toy sprays or wipes.  It can be boiled or thrown into your dishwasher.  You can wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution.  Only use water based lubes with your silicone's because the finish can be ruined over time if you use it with a silicone lube.

The toys from erotic exotics come in a plain brown box.  They had discreet packaging and the toys are sealed into a plastic bag.  You have the option of choosing a free storage bag.  Erotic Exotics provides you with a product information page that includes information on how to care for your custom made dildo.

The trunk was provided to me free of charge minus the shipping charges in exchange for an honest review.  This is in accordance with the FTC guidelines.

You can pick up a Trunk for yourself at Exotic-Erotics.  The toys are very reasonably priced and they have a good selection.

Thanks Erotic Exotics for the opportunity to review the trunk.  I am most impressed and I would definitely purchase this one again and suggest it to both new and experienced toy users.  With the graduation of girth you can use it and build up to the girth that suits you best.  The core feature gives you the firmness and the squishiness that I love without having any discomfort.

We Vibe 3

We-Vibe 3

The wonderful people over at  Strawberry blushes provided me the We Vibe 3 in exchange for an honest review.  This is in accordance with  FTC Guidelines.

I love fact that I can get clitoral and g-spot stimulation and my partner can get the vibrations on the head of his penis at the same time!  Everybody wins.  The we vibe 3 can also be worn by me alone.  I can use it under my panties while I am wondering around the house doing housework and it is quiet enough that I can even wear it out of the house.  I do like to wear it while I am sitting here at my computer.  I like pressure on my clitoris and I can insert this one and sit down.  I can increase the stimulation with a rocking type of motion.  This one too, can be used for added stimulation while playing with my insertable dildo's.

We-Vibe 3  looks like a C, it hits  your  g-spot and clitoris at the same time as penetration is occurring and it has a remote control to control the vibrations so you don't have to put your hands down your pants to change the settings.  The We Vibe is made from hypoallergenic, non porous, latex and phthalates free silicone.  This type of silicone is tacky and does collect quite a bit of lint and hair.  There are no tastes or smells associated with the we vibe.  It comes in purple, rose and  teal.

Both the clitoral and G-spot areas have textures present.  There are grooves present that are more pronounced on the clitoral area.

 The we-vibe 3 has  2.75 insertable inches, It has a total length of 6  3/4 inches.   It is 1 inch across on the clitoral side and  1  inches across on the g-spot area. The larger portion is intended for the clitoral area and it is 3/4 of an inch thick.  The g-spot portion is 1 /2 inch thick. the connecting band   has a max of 1/4  inches across.  It fits comfortably in the palm of your hand.

 The we vibe 3 can be turned on by the button that is located on the end of the clitoral portion or you can use the remote  control.   The remote control has a limited range of 10 feet and it doesn't work well through lots of fabric or covers.  The remote is 2  1/2 inches   by  1  1/2 inches.  The battery in the remote are non replaceable and they are stated to last approximately 5 to 7 years.  The . It is a small white remote with a single button. You press the remote once and it turns the toy on,  each time you press the control it goes through the vibration settings.  The we vibe will turn off after you cycle through all of the settings or you can hold the button down for 3 seconds and the toy will shut off.  The button on the clitoral portion functions in the same manner.



6  Vibration Modes
1  LOW
2  HIGH
3   WAVE
4   PULSE
5   TEASE
6   CHA CHA





There are two motors that are quiet.  One in the g-spot area and one in the clitoral area They operate simultaneously, you cannot have one on without the other. The vibrations also carry well throughout the toy.  I can easily say the the we vibe cannot be heard over the covers, and I would say that the we vibe three hits a 3 out of 5 on the vibration scale on it's highest setting.  The vibrations in the 3 are stronger than those of the we vibe 2. But it is not as strong as my favorite clitoral vibes.

The storage compartment has a port where the adapter plugs in. There is an indicator light to show when the We-Vibe is charging, the light is constant  The initial charge takes a full 24 hours.

The We vibe does have a bit of drag to it that is easily remedied with the use of water based lubes.   Use only water based lubes with your silicone toys.  Since it is waterproof you can put it under running water.   It cleans up easily with antibacterial soaps and water, toy sprays or wipes.  It comes with a plastic storage compartment for storage that is very discreet and if you had it on your bathroom counter or your night stand no one would be the wiser.

The packaging is an oval shaped box with pictures and product information contained on the outside of it.  It has the plastic oval storage container that the we vibe and remote fit into.  You receive the storage compartment, the C shaped toy, the remote,the charging cable  and a product information pamphlet.

I have found that with using the we vibe with silicone insertable dildo's it likes to become dislodged easily.  I use this one for solo play more than anything.  It is nice when I am sitting at my computer to rock on.  The remote control works best when close to the unit and I can control it easily.  This way I don't have to stick my hands down my pants to change the settings.  I have noted that I can use it for almost 2 hours of play before the power starts to decrease.  If I hate to rate this one,  I would say that as a couples toy, it is not my favorite.  I like it more for my solo play and I would give it a 3 out of 5.  I cannot say that this one will be one of my favorites.

Special thanks to Strawberry blushes for providing me with the We Vibe 3 for review.

Womens Sex Toys

The Dildo's Masturbation Month Continues

Initially when I started with my sex toy journey I was into Vibrators, then I learned the joys of Dildo's.

They have versatility and can be used in many ways.  You can put many of them into your harnesses or into  your liberator furniture. Heck, I even purchased a thigh harness and a Heeldo.

You can use them in combination with your vibrators and my favorite, a dildo with the use of a clitoral vibe!

I still love my Vibes but Dildo's have many more uses.

The Dildo's come in all shapes, sizes, densities and they are made from many different materials.


Wood, Glass, Metal, Silicone, Plastic and other materials too.

You can even find stores that will custom make your Dildo's for you such as DamnAverage,  Bad Dragon, or  Exotic-Erotics.com

Bath

Getting Ready for the Weekend

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Panties - Kink of the Week

Panties


I have my own obsession with panties.  I love them,  I have a huge collection of them. My underwear drawer is actually two large drawers in my highboy.  Another blogger had written that they have so many panties that they don't have to wash them for weeks.  This is me, I resemble that comment.  I take somewhat good care of my panties, I let them pile up and wash them carefully in delicate with the smell good wash and I watch the dryer so that they don't get too hot.  Then they get thrown back onto a pile.

I have  boy shorts, thong's, g- strings, v- strings, crotchless, and some that don't have a descriptive name. I have  I have panties with hello kitty on them.  I have all different colors and patterns.  I have silk panties, nylon panties, and even some sexy cotton panties.  I do not own any granny panties, I simply refuse!

I do believe that you cannot ever have too many panties.  On days when I am tired, not felling well, the weather is awful or any negative circumstances, I can put on a pair of pretty panties and it makes me feel sexy and little better.  I like to wear my sexy panties under my uniform at work.  It is my little secret.
The question is posed,  Would you ever sell your worn dirty panties?  Of course I would, then I could buy more panties.

I like to have the "pressure" type of clitoral orgasms.  I can achieve this with some of my nylon or lace thongs.  If they are tighter I can get stimulation from them.  I like to sit and rock causing the fabric to put pressure on my clitoris.  These particular panties also are great for rubbing on. Some days,  I wear those panties for the extra added smiles.   These panties are also great to wear out for the date nights so that my husband can play with them under the table or in the movie theater.

I think that the image of being thrown down and the panties being pushed aside to allow for penetration is a hot one.

I think that everyone should have pretty, sexy panties.

 

The Flower's Perspective, Wicked Wednesday

I've been sitting here for hours where I was so carelessly tossed.  I know I shouldn't complain, I was put together so lovingly yesterday,  I shone brightly for the ceremony and the pictures.  Only, to be thrown onto this dresser.  Ok, it's a glorious room with the finest furnishings and I had a sunset that was breathtaking.

Shh, here they come.  I can hear the door opening and the laughter.  He is carrying her over the threshold, they both seem a little tipsy.  She looks like an angel in her gown- oops, there goes the gown looking like a melted ice cream cone on the floor.  Oh my, she has a pretty fancy red Lacey number on, who would have thought.

I hear her suck in her breath as he gently kisses her neck and trails his fingers along the cups of her bra.  He is encircling her as he looks her up and down.  He looks as if he is appraising his stock as he slowly removes his tie and jacket.

Dang it, I cannot see all that is going on, I hear moans escape from someone's lips.  Her arms are resting on his shoulders and one of his arms is on her hip.  I do not know where the other hand is.  I  think that it is her moans that I am hearing as she looks like she is having trouble standing.

He steers her to the bed. Oh, where are his clothes? He is completely naked now, and her panties are on the floor.  I see her bra go flying by.   She is perilously seated on the edge of the bed.  Oh my, his head is between her legs, she begins to arch her back.  There are more of those moans.

Oh my, it is hot in here and I feel as if I am wilting and starting to droop. Her legs are high in the air and she still has her heels on.  There are many noises that I am hearing now.  It is hard to distinguish who they are coming from.  She runs her hand through is hair with those long nails of hers.  How can he breathe?

He stops what ever it was that he was doing.  Her breath is fast and uneven, he brings his body to hers and kisses her deeply and passionately.  Oh it is so terribly warm, it's getting harder and harder to see, I am wilting fast.   Oh no, I want to see what happens next......

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Light Toy with me Tuesday

Toy with Me Tuesday

We could call it Morning Light

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TMI, Counting

Who’s Counting?

1. Do you/have you ever kept track of the number or people you have been with?  Yes, I had prior to getting married.

2. To get specific, How many people have you -

a. slept with        Don't go there, that is just TMI

b. kissed (in a romantic way, obviously)  Really cannot give you a count of that one if I tried.

c. given oral to             I honestly cannot say

d. received oral from                that one isn't as high as I think that it should be.


3. What is the most amount of people you have been with at one time? (twosome, threesome, foursome, etc)
There was a threesome once, I wish I had my knowledge back then.

4. Have you ever had multiple partners in the same day, just different times? (One person in the morning, another at lunch, and one at dinner, etc)   Yes, this happened a couple of times over the years

Bonus: Describe your best multiple person encounter, either something that actually happened or one that you would want to happen. Or both.     I really could do a MFM type of three some.  I would like to explore this one a whole lot more.
I would really love to share my fantasy but I cannot at this time.

I had a really good time in the Army and there were many opportunities that I could have had and I honestly wish that I would have explored more.

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