Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Lumpy Little F'er

 Lumpy Little F'er ~~  The Devil~~

A  completely customization dildo from DamnAverage.

I was offered my choice of dildo for review and this one just looked too good.  It is a smaller dildo with varying degrees of circumference and textures.  I chose the softer firmness which is described as being firmer than a gummy bear.  It has just the right amount of squishiness that I like.  It is firm enough for insertion  and so the textures can be felt But, soft enough that there is no discomfort.  The base lends to a toy that can be used both anally and vaginally.  It works with an O ring so it is harness compatible.

The silicone is a platinum cured.  It is tacky feeling and it does collect lint and hair.  The softer firmness has a great squishiness to it.  I am finding that I love squishy!!  Despite it' s softness  the Little F'er does stand up on it's own. The silicone has no smells or tastes associated with it.  The silicone is hypoallergenic, non porous, latex and phthalates free.  The Lumpy Little F'er does have it's lumps but the silicone is smooth with no textures, until you get to the base that has small nubs present.  The nubs add extra clitoral stimulation.  I can insert the Little F'er and then slightly bend the base up towards my clitoris.

You can chose what colors you would like your Little F'er to come in there are huge possibilities with an option for fades, marbelizations and you can even choose pearlized or metallic colors. Mine is a red and black marbled.  I love the deep rich coloring's.

The Little F'er has a pronounced head that is actually flattened at the tip and has a lip to it.  This pronounced head does help with g-spot stimulation for me.  The head measures 1 1/4  inches by 1 inch.  The girth graduates as you go down the shaft with the greatest girth being 1 3/4 inches. The total length of the Little F'er is 6 inches with 5 1/2  inches being insertable.   The base is 3  inches by 2 1/2 inches.

The Little F'er cleans up easily, you can use antibacterial soaps and water, toy sprays and wipes.  You can completely sterilize it with a 10% bleach solution, boil it and you can even throw it in the dishwasher.  I store my Little F'er in a plastic baggy to protect it form other toys, lint and hair.

With the Platinum Silicone you should only use water based lubes because silicone lubes can ruin the finish on the toys over time.

The little F'er comes in a plastic baggy in a discreet plain brown box.

The Little F'er has some great lumps and knots to it.  I am able to fully insert it and this one I actually like for thrusting. I have issues with dildo's that are too firm and I don't like using those for couples play.  This one is soft enough that my husband can use it on me and I don't experience any discomfort.  I am able to enjoy all of the girth and knots.

Take a peek at   DamnAverage's store and check out the Little F'er and the other designs that are available. I would consider myself an experienced toy user and I am impressed.

***The Little F'er was provided to me free of charge in exchange for an honest review,  This is in accordance with FTC guidelines.***

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