Orc From DamnAverage

This is another great Customization Dildo from DamnAverage.  This one has got some girth and wonderful textures that simulate the Jacobs ladder piercing and an awesome prince Elbert piercing on an uncircumcised penis.   I have honestly pierced other dildo's in hopes to fulfill my curiosity about penile piercings.  This one is made to fulfill your curiosity and it is quite satisfying.

The Orc was provided to me free of charge in exchange for an honest review.  This is in accordance with FTC guidelines.


The silicone from DamnAverage is a squishier type of silicone.  My Orc is a firm which is similar to an erect penis.  It also comes in a softer silicone that is similar to a old gummy bear.  The firm gives the Orc enough firmness to stand up but not so firm that it is uncomfortable.  I am able to feel the piercing textures with use.  And, I really do like those textures.  I would definitely suggest this one to those with that same curiosity.

The Orc that I have was made in a black and red marbled effect.  DamnAverage has the ability to make your Orc in any color and 2 colors that you prefer.  They even have pearlized and glow in the dark colors.  You just have to ask.  You have limitless possibilities.

The silicone is on the tackier side and will collect lint and hair.  It is a platinum cured silicone that is hypoallergenic, non porous, latex and phthalates free.  I did flame test one of my dildo's from DamnAverage and it doesn't flame.  There is no smells or tastes associated with my dildo's from DamnAverage.

The Orc has a total length of 6   3/4 inches with  5  1/2  inches  being insert-able   The greatest girth is  2  inches and the Jacobs ladder piercing stands out approximately  1/8 ths inch with 3 pairs of balls up the shaft.  The base of the Orc is 1  1/2  inches thick and measures  4  inches  by   2  1/2 inches.  You can easily use this one anally if you can handle the size.  The base will prevent it from going missing.  The Orc also has some veining and a slightly pronounced head.

The girth doesn't feel like it is that large even with the piercings on the Orc.  The squishiness makes is a comfortable enjoyable ride with extra textures.

The Orc cleans up easily. you can use antibacterial soaps and water, toy sprays or wipes.  The textures don't interfere with cleaning.  You can also throw it in the dishwasher or boil it.  You can wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution.  Once properly sterilized you can share your Orc between partners or orifices
 
I store my Orc in a plastic baggy to prevent it from collecting lint, dust and hair.  The packaging is very discreet.  DamnAverage ships in a plain brown box that has no markings on it to indicate that it is a sex toy.

I am very impressed with the Damn Average store.  I have purchased more dildo's since I received this one.  DamnAverage can compare with and stands up to the competition of the larger customized dildo sites.  Please, Check out the site and see if anything catches your eye.  There are currently 8 different dildo's and more are being added monthly.

MayDrive is a coupon code that you can use for an extra 10% off and all color splits, fades and layered colors are free!

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Lumpy Little F'er

 Lumpy Little F'er ~~  The Devil~~

A  completely customization dildo from DamnAverage.

I was offered my choice of dildo for review and this one just looked too good.  It is a smaller dildo with varying degrees of circumference and textures.  I chose the softer firmness which is described as being firmer than a gummy bear.  It has just the right amount of squishiness that I like.  It is firm enough for insertion  and so the textures can be felt But, soft enough that there is no discomfort.  The base lends to a toy that can be used both anally and vaginally.  It works with an O ring so it is harness compatible.

The silicone is a platinum cured.  It is tacky feeling and it does collect lint and hair.  The softer firmness has a great squishiness to it.  I am finding that I love squishy!!  Despite it' s softness  the Little F'er does stand up on it's own. The silicone has no smells or tastes associated with it.  The silicone is hypoallergenic, non porous, latex and phthalates free.  The Lumpy Little F'er does have it's lumps but the silicone is smooth with no textures, until you get to the base that has small nubs present.  The nubs add extra clitoral stimulation.  I can insert the Little F'er and then slightly bend the base up towards my clitoris.

You can chose what colors you would like your Little F'er to come in there are huge possibilities with an option for fades, marbelizations and you can even choose pearlized or metallic colors. Mine is a red and black marbled.  I love the deep rich coloring's.

The Little F'er has a pronounced head that is actually flattened at the tip and has a lip to it.  This pronounced head does help with g-spot stimulation for me.  The head measures 1 1/4  inches by 1 inch.  The girth graduates as you go down the shaft with the greatest girth being 1 3/4 inches. The total length of the Little F'er is 6 inches with 5 1/2  inches being insertable.   The base is 3  inches by 2 1/2 inches.

The Little F'er cleans up easily, you can use antibacterial soaps and water, toy sprays and wipes.  You can completely sterilize it with a 10% bleach solution, boil it and you can even throw it in the dishwasher.  I store my Little F'er in a plastic baggy to protect it form other toys, lint and hair.

With the Platinum Silicone you should only use water based lubes because silicone lubes can ruin the finish on the toys over time.

The little F'er comes in a plastic baggy in a discreet plain brown box.

The Little F'er has some great lumps and knots to it.  I am able to fully insert it and this one I actually like for thrusting. I have issues with dildo's that are too firm and I don't like using those for couples play.  This one is soft enough that my husband can use it on me and I don't experience any discomfort.  I am able to enjoy all of the girth and knots.

Take a peek at   DamnAverage's store and check out the Little F'er and the other designs that are available. I would consider myself an experienced toy user and I am impressed.

***The Little F'er was provided to me free of charge in exchange for an honest review,  This is in accordance with FTC guidelines.***

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DamnAverage Customizable Dildo's

Customized Dildo's

DamnAverage

I have to say that I am very impressed.  This may be an Etsy store but it can hang with the big boys.  I have 2 of the Dildo's on the site with 2 more that I ordered.  The prices are very reasonable.  DamnAverage has been producing custom made dildo's for the past two and a half years.

There are currently 8 dildo's offered on the site with many more coming.  When corresponding with the Creator of Damn Average Their goal is to come out with a new design every month.

-Color(s). One solid color up to a two colored marble/mottle are free with the special discount code at the bottom of this post.  Most colors can be attempted. There is a selection of pearlescent/metallic pigments as well as glow-in-the-dark (basic green, orange-red, blue, 'white', and violet).  Gradients/fades, layers, and secondary/divided colors can be purchased as add-ons in the shop.

Firmness. DamnAverage offers all toys in a soft firmness, which is similar to but firmer than a gummy bear/worm, and a hard firmness, which has similar give to an erect penis but is bendier. Keep in mind thinner areas will be easier for you to bend regardless of firmness, so often it feels somewhat variable.  The harder firmness's allow you to feel the textures more.

This is definitely one site to take a look at and see if any of the dildo's interest you.  It is definitely worth the investment.

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