Monday, July 1, 2013

TMI Fill in the Blanks


1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated _____ .  Well, with my sex life since my husband had surgery it would be more like we had the season finale and we are currently with censored re runs.  The XXX rated will be returning soon.

2. I got a body for ____ and a face for ____ .        I've got the curves and perfect body for screwing but my face is not the prettiest,  I am the one you can take home to mom.  I show my  emotion and passion on my face.  This is great for being a nurse because I show compassion on my face.
3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl ____ .       I think it is sexy when people sweat.  Not from sitting in the heat but from running, working out, sex and the sweat glistens on the skin and you get that salty taste when you lick their skin.
4. Doing _____ naked makes me _____ .       Just lounging around naked makes me horny.
5. In the morning, I am always _____ .            I am slow to wake up but I am always horny!
6. I would love to _____ in the _____ .            I would love to screw in the warm sunlight!  Not hot but warm.  Like on one of the pool decks with the fans misting the cool water while I am getting it on.
Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I am always horny
Don't you want to cum too?

TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday blog

Sweets ~ Toy With me Tuesday

Afternoon Sweets!

In the background is a Mountain Dew Doritos Cupcake.

It does sound funny, but dang it is good.  tastes like eating Doritos and drinking your Mountain Dew.  

Toy with me Tuesday