Shakin Panda

The Shaking Panda

This one is fun, it is definitely a novelty and I got it for it's looks.  Yes, I fell prey to the "cute" factor, which is quite funny because I am not one of the "cutesy" type of people.  The Panda is available at Vibrator Kingdom.





I like panda's and this fits in the with others that I have.  This panda is a massager that has the ability to walk across the table to greet you.  When the vibrations are going the panda will "dance". The Panda is only for external stimulation.  You can use it on your nipples, on your clitoris and all of your erogenous zones or on the zones of your lover. It is great for your back massages with the pressure from it's legs.

The panda is made of plastic which is non porous, hypoallergenic, latex and phthalates free.  It has no tastes or smells.  The panda is completely smooth with no textures.  I wouldn't count his slightly raised nose or ears as textures.

The Panda  fits nicely in the palm of your hand.  His body is  3 inches across, 3 inches wide,  and  is  2  1/4 inches thick .  With his head, The Panda  stands 4 inches tall.  Each of his legs are 1 inch long.  The Head portion is 1  1/4 inches thick and 2  1/4 inches across.  His ears and his tail stand out approximately 1/4 of an inch. (All measurements are approximates).

The Panda's head pops off, ok, it screws off  to reveal the battery compartment.  The Panda runs on 2 AA batteries.   The Panda is not waterproofed so he cannot get wet.  The Panda's controls are located in his tail.  The tail twists on with a click and then you increase the vibrations by turning it counter clockwise.  There are no incremental stops in the vibrations just on from low to high. The Panda's motor is located in the belly area.  When it is running the Panda will "dance" and move around on it's legs.


 At his highest setting I would say that the panda has a vibration of level of 2 or maybe 3.  He is buzzy and not rumbly.  The Panda is only a teasing type of toy.  He does have some noise,  I would say that there is a possibility of hearing it through closed doors, but not if it is under the covers and you have a closed door.

I just wipe my panda off with a washcloth with some antibacterial soap and water on it.   You can use your toy wipes also.  The Panda is really discreet, it doesn't look anything like a sex toy and I have just set him out on my desk and on my night stand.  Heck you can even show people how he "dances" and I bet they would never figure it out.

The Panda comes in a black and white box with pictures of the Panda on it.  There is product information on the box.  The only thing on the box that would give it away as a sex toy is the statement, "Discreet Design".

He is a great novelty but he really isn't for total sexual enjoyment. The Panda  may work for beginners or persons with sensitive clitoris's.  I would still suggest it for your collection of "cute" stuff and I am sure that I would pick it up again.

The Shaking Panda is available at Vibrator Kingdom.  The neatest  toy store with the greatest web site.

Le Magnifique

Le Magnifique
From 1969 Curiosities Desireables

I am very impressed with this one.  For being a battery operated toy it really does deliver!  It has great power and I would definitely say that the power rates about a 4 out of 5 on the power scale.  It is somewhat of a rabbit vibrator as it has a clitoral attachment with these great little bumps.

I was lucky enough to pick this one up at   Vibrator Kingdom for their Easter sale.  I am not disappointed in my purchase.


There are all kinds of Pro's to this one:

Silicone
Soft, Flexible shaft
Flexible Clitoral Arm
Clitoral Bumps
Pronounced Head
Patterns and Strong Vibrations

There is only one Con.  The vibrations seem to decrease in the clitoral arm with heavy pressure.

The Le Magnifique is for girls, it is for spontaneous stimulation of both the g-spot and the clitoris at the same time.  It may or may not hit your g-spot depending on your anatomy. There is a curve to the pronounced head.

 It is 7 inches long and has an insertable area of approximately 4 inches.  The clitoral arm is 1 3/4 inches off of the base.  It's diameter is 1  1/4 inches on the shaft and the pronounced lip of the head sits back 1  1/4 inches from the tip.  The lip of the head is raised approximately 1/8 of an inch.  The diameter of the clitoral arm is approximately 1/2 inches. There are 3 medium sized bumps on the clitoral arm and they are raised approximately 1/8th of an inch.  They  hit  my clitoris perfectly and increase the stimulation. The last 1  1/2 inch of the toy is the cap and the control button.

The Le Magnifique is made from silicone.  It is a soft velvety type of silicone.  It does collect some lint and hair.  It glides across the skin nicely but I would still recommend some water based lube with use.  There is no taste or smell to the toy.  The Silicone is non porous, hypoallergenic, phthalates and latex free.  The Le Magnifique is is a dark park with a lighter pink cap.  The cap is made from plastic which too, is non porous.  The button is silicone.

The Le Magnifique is completely smooth with no textures, it has the raise lip on the head and the 3 raised bumps on the clitoral arm.

The both the shaft and the clitoral arm are flexible and I like to use this toy  in a rocking motion so that it hits and rubs my clitoris at the same time as it rubs my g-spot.  It feels good.  the motor seems to be centered at the base of the clitoral arm and the vibrations carry very well throughout the entire toy.  The vibrations don't cause any issue with my hands even with extended use.

It only has one button for it's controls and the button is situated in a perfect spot for use.  There are 3  vibration speeds, low, medium and high. When you hit the button a 4th time it hits the patterns.  The first pattern which is a long vibration and short pause, the 2nd pattern is a faster pulsation, 3rd is a long escalation and then 3 pulses, next a roller coaster effect and one strong pulse, you move onto a pattern with 3 pulses and an escalation, a slow pulse with  total of 12 settings.  As far as the sound goes, this one is not silent but it is quiet, I would say that it cannot be heard over the covers.

There is no memory to the Magnifique, when you turn it off you start back at the lowest vibration setting.  To turn the toy off you simply press and hold the button.  The Le Magnifique runs on 2 AAA batteries.  There is a waterproof O ring present under the cap but this toy is not marketed to be waterproof, only splash proof.
Cleaning of  the Le Magnifique is easy with antibacterial soaps and water, toy sprays or wipes.  There are no deep grooves to worry about but I pay special attention to the area where the cap and the silicone meet.  The clitoral bumps really don't cause any issues with cleansing.

I store my Le Magnifique in a plastic baggy to protect it from my other toys, lint and hair.  It can be stored in the box that it came in.  The box is discreet with only words on the front  and the only  picture is a small one on the back of the box.  It does have a magnetized lid that opens to reveal the toy in a plastic casing.

I am so glad that I picked this one up.  I need to have access to more of the 1969 products, I am impressed.  It is very powerful and the shape with the clitoral numbs works great for me.  I would suggest this toy to everyone.  My only wish is that it would be rechargeable but I can deal with the batteries.  Warning.... It does cause orgasms so you may need towels!

Take a peek at this vibe and others at   Vibrator Kingdom.   Donna the proprietor, has chosen some of the best toys in her selections.  She also has the neatest web site that I have ever seen.  The Le Magnifique is located in the Mount Bunny area of her Kingdom.

Vibrator Kingdom has the best customer service, wonderful packaging and  they deliver to the US with a minimal shipping charge.  Vibrator kingdom is one of my favorite sites to shop!

Fun Factory Toy Storage Bags

Fun Factory Toy Storage Bags


I love it!  A storage bag that is waterproof, has  sturdy construction , and comes in assorted sizes.
 The only drawback is trying to find them.  I am always on the look out for toy storage.  I finally found a good one. I just received an XL toy storage bag from Fun Factory.  I can't believe that I hadn't found these before.  There are actually very few stores or sites that carry them and I purchased mine from Vibrator Kingdom

The storage bags can be used to store your lubes, your regular toys,and  your odd sized toys.  You can even use these for make up and all your assorted junk.  It basically looks like an over sized pencil case.

The Fun Factory storage bag is made from Tyvek which is a brand name for Polyethylene.  Polyethylene is a substance that is formed from spun fibers that are bonded together by heat and pressure with no additives.  This produces the Tyvek which is strong, lightweight, flexible and low linting.  It is opaque, it is water and chemical resistant.  It resists abrasions and aging.  If you have marks on  it or spill something you simply wipe it down with a soapy washcloth and allow it to dry.

The Tyvek polyethylene should not be placed in the clothes washer or dryer.  It is not flame retardant.  It will catch fire if you have it around a heat source.

The Fun Factory bags are flexible and they have great construction, I found no issues with any of the seams and the zipper's are heavy duty with a red zipper pull.  There is a rubber Fun Factory logo sewn into the corner.  The bags are white in the inside and coated with a metallic gold color, the same color as most of the fun factory boxes.

The bags come in assorted sizes.  Vibrator Kingdom  offers the bags in  a small which is 7 inches by 5 inches ( 18 cm x 12 cm),  Medium 10 inches by 5  1/4 inches (25 cm x 13 cm), Extra Large 16 1/2 inches by 5 1/2 inches ( 42 cm x 14 cm).

I honestly haven't been able to find the large size and the dimensions for it.  I do know that I was able to find it at Lovehoney, in the medium size.  These were not even listed on the fun factory web site.

The XL size is actually perfect for my Jopen Intensity which I have had a heck of a time trying to find something other than the box and the bathroom counter to store it.  I now have the solution!  These are great for travel and to protect your toys from lint, hair, dust, each other and other assorted anomalies.

I would definitely suggest that every one pick up a few for your toys and other assorted junk. Vibrator Kingdom has them reasonably priced.

Vibrator Kingdom Sale

My favorite Web based store   Vibrator Kingdom  is having a sale!!!

Right now until Easter all of the the Rabbit style toys located at Mount Bunny at the top center of the screen are half price!

This is quite a sale and I have already placed one order and I am seriously considering a second.

Donna is the proprietor of the business and she is the nicest person and she has developed the most delightful  store.  The entire web site looks like a fantasy style video game.  She has put a lot of work into the site and you can tell it as you look around.  Be sure to Hop on over to the site and take a look around and get a new bunny for Easter.

The customer service and attention to detail doesn't stop on the web site.  Donna has taken the time to set up  the best  packaging around.  My last package arrived in a transparent red box with several of my items gift wrapped and then packed into an artificial popcorn with dried wildflowers.  The packaging was even scented like buttered popcorn.

Vibrator kingdom is based in the UK but her shipping prices are very reasonable even to the USA.  I have made several purchases and I will continue to shop with vibrator kingdom and will continue to refer toy shoppers to her.

Enjoy Parma from Vibrator Kingdom

Enjoy Parma by Love to Love

Pro’s
Glows in the Dark
Rings to change textures
Rings add girth
Flexible
O ring compatible
Suction cup base
G spot stimulation

Con’s
Can be hard to put rings on
Base may not be sufficient for anal use

*** The Enjoy Parma was given to me in exchange for an honest review.  According to FTC guidelines.***

I would like to thank Donna at Vibrator Kingdom for sharing this neat dildo with me.

The Enjoy Parma is a slightly flexible, versatile dildo.  It can be used by boys or girls.  Both for vaginal or anal use.   It has 12 rings included with it to change the sensations of texture and girth.  It is O ring compatible if you leave the bottom ring off of it.  You can also suction it to your shower wall and have extra fun in the shower.  It is really neat in the fact that the shaft does glow in the dark.  The ring do put off a glow but it is not as pronounced as the  glowing of the light blue shaft.  It gets even better under a black light.

I am quite a sucker for cool looking dildo’s and ones with girth and texture, the Parma full fills all of my wants!

The Enjoy Parma is made from silicone, it is hypoallergenic, and non porous.  It is latex and phthalates free.  There is no taste or smells to it.  This silicone is slightly tacky and will collect lint and hair. The Parma does have a seam along the head but it cannot be flelt with use.  The shaft is somewhat flexible but when you have the rings on it looses some of the flexibility.  The Enjoy Parma cleans up easily with antibacterial soaps and water, toy sprays or wipes.  You can throw it in the dishwasher, boil it, or wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution for sterilization.  You do need to remove the rings with cleaning do get all of your secretions off of the shaft.  I only use water based lubes with my silicones.

The Parma’s shaft is a total length of 7 inches, 6 ¾ inches insertable.  The head of  Parma is 1 ½ inch diameter.  You receive 12 rings with the Parma, each ring is ½ inch tall and ¼ inch thick.   The inner opening of the rings is only 1 inch across. Since the shaft is 1 ¼ inch you have to stretch the rings to get them onto the shaft. Once you have them in place, the rings do stay where you put them.

 You can place as many rings on to the shaft as you want and you can place the rings on any portion of the shaft that you wish.  I was concerned that the rings would move up and down the shaft when I used the dildo but they staid where I put them.  So if you prefer the textures more towards the tip you can place the rings closer to the head or in the middle or towards the base, they actually stay.  Even when you add lube the rings don’t move.


Placing the rings onto the shaft can be an issue, it was easier to place the rings from the base end, they were to difficult to stretch over the head.  I found that my hands almost started to cramp when I was getting the last 2 in place.  I  also found that when I had all of the rings in place that the base only extended approximately ½ inch from the shaft and this may become an issue if you try to use it anally as it may not be enough of a size difference to stop the dildo from going missing.

The Enjoy Parma comes in a package that hold the shaft on one side and the rings in a second compartment.  I do store mine in the box so that the rings don’t go missing.

I really enjoy using this dildo, I can place the rings at different intervals on the shaft to see where I like the stimulation most.  I have found that I like them closer to the base and I also like them spaced out 2 at the tip, 2 in the middle and two at the base.  I can get g-spot stimulation with it.  The Parma is not curved for g-spotting but with the rings in place it does rub me in the right areas!   I do like textures and the rings can definitely  be felt with use.

The only real drawbacks are when I place the rings I need to take a break because my hands start to hurt.  This really isn’t a big thing.  I haven’t used this one anally but if I do I would probably use it suctioned to something or in a harness.  I am just not that trusting of a small flange.

I can easily rate this one a 5 out of 5.  I like my “nonrealistic” dildo’s and the ones that work to excite me.  This one does just that!  This dildo will be on the top of my toy pile and played with often.

Thanks again to Vibrator Kindom for sending me this Great looking Girthy Dildo to review.

Vibrator kingdom is based in the UK.  Donna has built the best looking Toy store web site that I have ever seen. In the realm of web based businesses, this is the most appealing site  that I have ever seen.  To me it looks more like a fantasy game It appeals to me aesthetically, I literally can sit and play on her site to just check out her images in the different areas.  I have referred  friends and family check out the site just to see how it looks.  Each of the scrolled areas have a different image in the background. 

Pleasure Palace

It is very apparent that Donna has spent a great deal of time and energy on her site, It looks appealing and it seems that her site sells the Best of the Best toys. Vibrator kingdom also put's in the extra effort and pays attention to details for their  customers,  The toys that I ordered came packaged in a reusable plastic box with artificial popcorn mixed with dried flowers for packing materials. I truly felt like I was receiving a gift. 

 I live in the USA, Ordering from Vibrator Kingdom was very easy and the Shipping cost is fair, not an extreme amount of money.  I will purchase from Vibrator Kingdom again and I will continue to refer guests to their site!