SPUNK!

Spunk Lube, Original Hybrid Lubricant


Pro’s
IT’S NOT STICKY
Feels like real cum
Slick
Works for all purposes
Easy Cleanup

Con’s
Doesn’t Taste good



I have to tell you I am a lube freak, I love playing with lubes.  I have all sorts and types but my biggest issue with lubes is Stickiness.  I simply cannot deal with the sticky goopy feeling in my crotch.  SPUNK lube does not get sticky, it does not start out sticky and there is no stickiness involved.  Available at  WWW.spunklube.com

A great advantage of the SPUNK Hybrid is that you can use it for all of your lube needs.  It works great with vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, anal and vaginal play with toys.  When I say toys, I mean toys that are made from Steel, wood, glass and silicone.  This hybrid lube will not hurt my ever so precocious silicone toys.   This lube will perform for all purposes, no need to have multiple bottles on your night stand.

The SPUNK hybrid has the look, the feel and the consistency of CUM.  It is white and milky in appearance.  When you pump it out of the bottle is stays where you put it.  This means when you are lying on your back and you have your favorite toy in your hands and you put the lube on your toy it is not dripping off of the toy onto your stomach.  I placed a small amount of the lube on a card and held it upright and it seriously took minutes for the lube to run the 2 inches to the end of the card.  It also didn’t absorb into the card as oil type of lubricants do.

The lube when played with and rubbed between your fingers does get a little stringing, just the way that real come or vaginal secretions do.  It does not get sticky in any manner.

The SPUNK hybrid passes the cloth test in that I put it on the corner of my sheet to see if it would stain and by dang, it did not stain my sheets!!  I spot tested several of my silicone toys and found that there was no issue with the finish on the toys. Now, when you taste the spunk it does not have a good taste it is slightly bitter.  This lube is not meant to be ingested.  So if you want some oral action, do that before getting out the lube.

When you using the SPUNK, it tends to last for a long time, during extended periods of time, for up to one hour,  with toys and with my husband I never once had to reapply the lube.  Actually, I felt that one pump on the bottle dispenser probably gave me too much lube.  I did apply a small amount of the lube on the back of my hand and rubbed it in and found that it just sort of disappears, it leaves the skin soft with no residue present.

When it dries on silicone and glass toys it does seem to leave a thicker white residue that washes off easily.  To wash the toys I simply just used antibacterial soaps and water, I didn’t feel that I needed to get out the toy sprays to get it off.  For myself, when I was done with my toy sessions or intercourse I didn’t feel like I had to run and jump to get cleaned up.  It did not leave that icky sticky gooey gunk in my crotch.  I simply wiped it off and didn’t shower until the next day.  I had no issues. Other lubes that had me jumping in the shower immediately.

The packaging of the lube is great.  It comes in a clear plastic sealed bag.  Then the top of the lube container has a seal in place over the pump dispenser.  This will not come open in shipping which is pretty nice.  I have had lube come open in my packages before and it is not nice.  The SPUNK hybrid  is in an 8 fluid ounce
Bottle with a black label.  The word SPUNK is in white.  There is product information and ingredients.  The SPUNK is made in the USA.

SPUNK on Zombie Dildo

Ingredients:

Water

Dimethicone - a silicone oil, often used as a food additive, common in cosmetics, shampoo’s and conditioners.  It acts as a skin protectant and emollient.  It sooths irritated skin and is even found in diaper rash ointments.

Dimethiconol - silicone based polymer, emollient and moisturizer.  Larger Molecule, unlikely to be penetrated by skin.

Cyclopentasiloxane - Silicone, lubricant, waterproof substance, good for filling lines and wrinkles.  Good for your hair.

Propylene Glycol - food and pharmaceutical preservative found in personal care products.

Hydroxylmethylcellulose -  Thickening agent.

Glycerin - actually used to treat psoriasis, moisturizer, non toxic and nonirritating.  It is not glucose, not sugar.

Methylparaben - chemical preservative, antifungal.  This may cause allergic reactions, may be linked to cancer formation if used in huge, astronomical amounts.

Cyclohexasiloxane - Form of silicone, skin conditioning agent and emollient, gives a slippery feel.

All ingredient information obtained from  www.wisegeek.com and www.truthinaging.com.

Overall I am so very impressed with the SPUNK.  When I asked the owner of the company why he decided to make lube he stated that he was sick of using different lubes for different functions and he wanted one lube to use for all purposes.  I think he did a very good job with making SPUNK.  He has several other varieties available at WWW.SPUNKLUBE.com  He even has a pink silicone Hybrid also which will be reviewed next!!

It doesn’t get sticky, It lasts for extended periods of play, It looks cool and washes up easily.  There is nothing else that I could ask for in a basic lube.  In the future Spunk may be looking at adding flavors which I really look forward too.

I give SPUNK a 5 out of 5 rating with no issues!!!

Spunk is available at WWW.SPUNKlube.com.  This is a one man show who is willing to get your orders shipped out to you right away and if you have any questions about the products Jeff will get back to you right away.  He has wonderful customer service and is doing a great job at building the business.

Maximus Lube

Maximus Lube By Bodywise

PRO's
Not Sticky
Stays where you put it
It's Thick
Doesn't Stain fabrics
Great for all play
Condom and Toy safe
Pump style dispenser

CON's
None



++++ This lube was provided to me by Erotic Toy Town free of charge in exchange for an honest review and it is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.+++

Oh my, I have read the other reviews, and there is quite a bit of positive ones.  When the wonderful people at Erotic  Toy Town offered to send me a bottle, I grabbed it up so, I get to join the Maximus band wagon.  I love it!

The Maximus has ran up my list to the top lube that I have, and I do have a large collection.  The Maximus stays where you put it.  It is very thick and it does not run off of my toys and land on my stomach or the bed or anywhere else that it is not wanted.  This may even sound a little funny but even after using my toys, the lube is still in place on them.


Maximus is safe to use with condoms, it is safe for male solo action with hands and toys.  It works for vaginal and anal intercourse and it works with all of your toys.  Since it is water based it will not harm any of your precious toys.

The Maximus blends well with my natural juices and it lasts for our lovemaking sessions. I didn’t need to add more or reactivate the lube.  The most important thing about lube to me is that it is not sticky.  I absolutely despise the oohey, gooey, sticky, gummy, and clumping action in my crotch.  This one does not get sticky!!  When I am through making love or playing with my toys, I do not feel like I have to run and shower.  Actually, I just need to wipe off the excess and I am fine.

The Maximus seems to just go away, it does not leave a residue, it almost  moisturizes the skin. It is thick and it does stay where you put it.  It doesn’t have any scent to it and I did not get any tastes from the lube,  it was maybe a little bit bitter but not much.  I did a test on my sheets and it doesn’t stain your sheets or clothing.

The Ingredients include: Highly purified water, Propylene Glycol cellulose polymer, Di Sodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanal, Methyl Paraben, Butyl Paraben, Ethyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben.

The Parabens that are included in the lube make the Maximus bacteriostatic.  They possess antibacterial and antifungal properties.   This means that Maximus will not feed any bacteria, yeast or fungus.  It will not carry these either.  Maximus does not contain any glycerin which is a sugar that can cause urinary tract infections and yeast infections.

The parabens are used extensively as a water-soluble preservative in many foods, beverages, pharmaceuticals, and personal care items.  According to the the National Institute of Health at  www.toxnet.nlm.nih.gov  “Use of parabens has become a consumer concern, there is little evidence to warrant the concern.  Parabens are absorbed through the skin as well as the intestinal tract.  It is then converted to  para-hydroxybenzoic acid and is excreted through the urine.”

The Maximus is completely clear, it comes in a clear bottle 8.45 ounces with a pump style dispenser.  One pump is all that it takes for intercourse and for play with toys.  The bottle has the list of ingredients on it as well as an expiration date.  My bottle is good until February 2017.  I can tell you that even though it doesn’t take much for each encounter I think that I will use this bottle up well before that time.  I definitely will purchase this one again.





I would suggest this to both beginners and experienced toy users and I can finally stop buying and trying different types of lubes.  If you start with this one you don’t need to keep searching.

This one definitely earns a 5 out of 5.   Thank you Erotic Toy Town!